Losin weight fo luv?

Helwo. I am currently 269 lbzzzz. mah man is 100 lbzzz he iz always talkin bout some 'u 2 big u fixin to crush me!' but i alwyas eat a whoppah some biggie frie a large dr peppah an a hershey sunday pie everyday it is so0o0o g0o0od and t to the a to the s-t-e-y o0o0o it's tasteyyyy. an anywayz he bout to eave my azz fo a 200 pound supah model day skinny bizatch. wut shuld i do? lose da weight or da man?